June 8, 2020 Writer

‘This is not fair’ says officer as defendant couldn’t hear his own court hearing, but judge continues – to save him the journey from Lewisham to Bromley

May 27, 2020May 27, 2020 Writer

‘I don’t understand,’ pleads Spanish speaking burglar who couldn’t hear his own sentencing due to remote tech

May 27, 2020 Writer

Builder with broken English refuses lawyer and without interpreter somehow admits he punched bouncer in 2017

May 20, 2020 Writer

Drunk keeps sipping ‘Fanta’ while chatting to driver he crashed into

May 15, 2020May 15, 2020 Writer

Twelve weeks jail for drunk builder who spat at sergeant after refusing polite request to leave park during lockdown

May 9, 2020 Writer

Homeless man rummaging for clothes behind Norbury charity shop shed arrested and DNA linked to leisure centre burglary

May 9, 2020May 9, 2020 Writer

The virtual courts revolution: how do remote hearings work and do solicitors think they’re fair?

April 27, 2020 Writer

‘Frankly you’ve got money for cocaine haven’t you?’ Judge tells moped man who claims he can’t pay fine for breaking lockdown restrictions

April 23, 2020April 26, 2020 Writer

‘Fucking thank you for Covid,’ says addict shoplifter to judge who jailed him

April 23, 2020 Writer

Wasted son with lockdown toothache threatens to chop his mum into pieces