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Drunk keeps sipping ‘Fanta’ while chatting to driver he crashed into

May 15, 2020May 15, 2020 Writer

Twelve weeks jail for drunk builder who spat at sergeant after refusing polite request to leave park during lockdown

April 23, 2020 Writer

Wasted son with lockdown toothache threatens to chop his mum into pieces

April 22, 2020April 23, 2020 Writer

Drunk man’s reasonable excuse for leaving home during lockdown was ‘going to West Ealing to buy cannabis’